animalstalkinginallcaps:

GOOD AFTERNOON, BETH. I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE MY DATE FOR-

NO. WAY TOO STIFF.

HEY BETH! HOW ARE YOU TODAY? YOU WANT TO GO TO-

EHHHHHH, TOO JOLLY.

SO … BETH … DOING ANYTHING ON THE 15TH?

JESUS, WHAT ARE YOU, THE FONZ? COME ON. PULL IT TOGETHER.

YO, BETH! GIRL, LET ME HOLLA AT CHU!

THAT WAS KIND OF COOL, ACTUALLY, BUT STILL NO.

… AT THIS RATE I’LL BE ASKING HER TO NEXT YEAR’S PROM.